Not the suit!

Created by David 3 years ago
Doing a Bodyguard Course in Hereford and Steve came for a visit. They suggested that Steve played the VIP that we had to protect. During the exercise I was the Principal Protection Officer, with Steve in the back behind the driver. We had a back up car following us. We we all armed with blank firing weapons. We were travelling along a narrow lane, with woodland on the right.  We were ambushed. Stun grenades and machine guns being used by the baddies. with my driver pretending to be dead. I dived over the seat onto Steve, in the back. A quick glance told me the attackers were approaching. I opened Steve’s door, pushed him out and threw a smoke grenade out to cover us. There was a ditch by the side of us which would provide cover. I grabbed Steve and pushed him towards the ditch. He was screamed, "No!  Not in my suit. Not in my suit!’’  I pushed him in, jumped in behind him and made him crawl along the ditch for about 50metres.  We evaded capture, but Steve never failed to mention me ruining his suit every time we met. Rest in Peace, my brother.